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| Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - p... |
| 601 Votes, |
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his w... |
| 575 Votes, |
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhup... |
| 596 Votes, |
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Nurse came out with the newborn kid, San... |
| 573 Votes, |
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| Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b real... |
| 585 Votes, |
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Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jee... |
| 586 Votes, |
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
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| 578 Votes, |
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi ... |
| 584 Votes, |
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
S... |
| 575 Votes, |
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper... |
| 564 Votes, |
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SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper q mara
BANTA: pata nai yaar meri photo nechay gir gaye thi menay kaha behan jee ap ap apni saari oper ker lay mujhay nechay say photo lena hay |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 03, 2007 |
