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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - p...
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: fine sms on: September 05, 2007
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his w...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhup...
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, San...
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b real...
138 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Punit on: September 05, 2007
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jee...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? ...
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 05, 2007
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi ...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. S...
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007
SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper...
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SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper q mara

BANTA: pata nai yaar meri photo nechay gir gaye thi menay kaha behan jee ap ap apni saari oper ker lay mujhay nechay say photo lena hay
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 03, 2007
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