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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor:...
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007
Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in ...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007
Translation from hindi to english, "Khus...
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do ...
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 03, 2007
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha...
118 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007
Santa standing on platform suddenly jump...
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007
Titanic was sinking. An englishman ask...
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007
Santa falls in love with a nurse... Afte...
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 114
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho...
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007
Santa was caught for speeding and went b...
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
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