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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped t...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 06, 2007
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after...
151 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PA...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PAS JAANAY WALAY THAY...
BANTA: KL JAU GA AJ THODY TABIAT KHARAB HAI........
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 115
Submitted By: Varun on: November 13, 2007
Santa singh and Banta singh were always ...
147 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 369
Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007
Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein...
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Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe



Gadhe



Idiot



Nalayak



Besharam



Tughay kuch nahi aata ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: Varun on: November 17, 2007
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho ga...
107 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Amarendra on: November 26, 2007
SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI H...
117 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI HAI.
SARDARNI ;SARDAR JEE ABHI TAK GHAR NAI AAY ZAROR KISI LADKI KA CHAKR HAI;
SARDAR'S MOTHER ; KABHI TU KUCH ACHA SOCHA KARU ,....HO SAKTA HAI TRUCK K NEECHAY NA AAGAYA HO..................
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 233
Submitted By: Ashish on: November 28, 2007
What does Sardarji do????????? when he...
110 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What does Sardarji do?????????
when he has one white sheet,,,
and wants an extra white sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Lion on: December 01, 2007
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum ...
114 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Preity on: December 19, 2007
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'...
137 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:

"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007
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