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| Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped t... |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama' |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 06, 2007 |
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| Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after... |
| 758 Votes, |
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| Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PA... |
| 571 Votes, |
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SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PAS JAANAY WALAY THAY...
BANTA: KL JAU GA AJ THODY TABIAT KHARAB HAI........ |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Santa singh and Banta singh were always ... |
| 754 Votes, |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein... |
| 560 Votes, |
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Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe
Gadhe
Idiot
Nalayak
Besharam
Tughay kuch nahi aata ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: November 17, 2007 |
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| Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho ga... |
| 563 Votes, |
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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: November 26, 2007 |
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| SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI H... |
| 566 Votes, |
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SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI HAI.
SARDARNI ;SARDAR JEE ABHI TAK GHAR NAI AAY ZAROR KISI LADKI KA CHAKR HAI;
SARDAR'S MOTHER ; KABHI TU KUCH ACHA SOCHA KARU ,....HO SAKTA HAI TRUCK K NEECHAY NA AAGAYA HO.................. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 28, 2007 |
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| What does Sardarji do?????????
when he... |
| 560 Votes, |
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What does Sardarji do?????????
when he has one white sheet,,,
and wants an extra white sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum ... |
| 561 Votes, |
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: December 19, 2007 |
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| SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'... |
| 718 Votes, |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007 |
