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| Santa giving exam while standing at the ... |
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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test." |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "M... |
| 350 Votes, |
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| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Th... |
| 350 Votes, |
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| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
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| 349 Votes, |
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his w... |
| 348 Votes, |
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Nurse came out with the newborn kid, San... |
| 348 Votes, |
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| Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
S... |
| 347 Votes, |
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longe... |
| 345 Votes, |
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in ... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
