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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can ... |
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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, ... |
| 360 Votes, |
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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!" |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007 |
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| In a train compartment husband: Darling,... |
| 359 Votes, |
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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa joined NASA. After one month the A... |
| 357 Votes, |
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| Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The ... |
| 356 Votes, |
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jee... |
| 356 Votes, |
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi ... |
| 356 Votes, |
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b real... |
| 355 Votes, |
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Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa standing on platform suddenly jump... |
| 354 Votes, |
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Two days of powercut in Delhi had made l... |
| 354 Votes, |
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| Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
