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| Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir... |
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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gi... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to ... |
| 368 Votes, |
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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhup... |
| 368 Votes, |
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes... |
| 367 Votes, |
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Translation from hindi to english, "Khus... |
| 367 Votes, |
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! ... |
| 367 Votes, |
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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene... |
| 365 Votes, |
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| An englishman and santa inside the toile... |
| 365 Votes, |
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| An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can ... |
| 365 Votes, |
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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007 |
