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| Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Sant... |
| 380 Votes, |
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick... |
| 379 Votes, |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: July 01, 2008 |
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| History teacher asked Santa: Name kalida... |
| 378 Votes, |
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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan ... |
| 376 Votes, |
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa looking at himself in the mirror, ... |
| 374 Votes, |
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa found answer to the most difficult... |
| 374 Votes, |
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - p... |
| 372 Votes, |
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Sa... |
| 370 Votes, |
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai... |
| 370 Votes, |
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor:... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
