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Don?t rush in love for it never runs out...
513 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Don?t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Romantic - Love SMS, Wise Saying SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu...
500 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after...
497 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
Santa singh and Banta singh were always ...
490 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 369
Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa...
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa...
482 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar...
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite...
470 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'...
467 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:

"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007
At the scene of an accident a man was cr...
461 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008
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