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Don?t rush in love for it never runs out... |
513 Votes, |
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Don?t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu... |
500 Votes, |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
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Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007 |
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Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after... |
497 Votes, |
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Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always ... |
490 Votes, |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007 |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa... |
490 Votes, |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!! |
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Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007 |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa... |
482 Votes, |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008 |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar... |
474 Votes, |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008 |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
470 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'... |
467 Votes, |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi." |
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Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007 |
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At the scene of an accident a man was cr... |
461 Votes, |
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? |
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Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008 |