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| Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum ... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Santa was caught for speeding and went b... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before le... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along wi... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho ga... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 s... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... Afte... |
| 334 Votes, |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| While walking in the highlands Santa fel... |
| 334 Votes, |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do ... |
| 333 Votes, |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
