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| Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki s... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 26, 2008 |
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| Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko gar... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko garmi hain to ka karte hain?
Banta : AC ke paas jaa kar baith jata hoo.
Santa : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta : To main AC on Kar leta hoo. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: January 28, 2008 |
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| Pappu was writing his father's name on a... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Why did Santa throw the butter out of th... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 03, 2007 |
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| SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper... |
| 336 Votes, |
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SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper q mara
BANTA: pata nai yaar meri photo nechay gir gaye thi menay kaha behan jee ap ap apni saari oper ker lay mujhay nechay say photo lena hay |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 03, 2007 |
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| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Ban... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa was caught for speeding and went b... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu,... |
| 334 Votes, |
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How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
P... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007 |
