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| Santa found answer to the most difficult... |
| 397 Votes, |
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Sant... |
| 400 Votes, |
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, ... |
| 380 Votes, |
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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!" |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Ban... |
| 357 Votes, |
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the... |
| 367 Votes, |
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Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator! |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa's urine report got exchanged with ... |
| 363 Votes, |
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Teacher: What should be in a book to mak... |
| 355 Votes, |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "M... |
| 373 Votes, |
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| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007 |
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| An englishman and santa inside the toile... |
| 386 Votes, |
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| An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe... |
| 411 Votes, |
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 04, 2007 |
