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| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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| Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa... |
| 520 Votes, |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!! |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bat... |
| 366 Votes, |
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| Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do! |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: January 01, 2008 |
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| Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa... |
| 510 Votes, |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008 |
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| At the scene of an accident a man was cr... |
| 486 Votes, |
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki s... |
| 359 Votes, |
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Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 26, 2008 |
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| Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko gar... |
| 358 Votes, |
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Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko garmi hain to ka karte hain?
Banta : AC ke paas jaa kar baith jata hoo.
Santa : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta : To main AC on Kar leta hoo. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: January 28, 2008 |
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| Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is p... |
| 479 Votes, |
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008 |
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| Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar... |
| 503 Votes, |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008 |
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| Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick... |
| 403 Votes, |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: July 01, 2008 |
