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| Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor:... |
| 384 Votes, |
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in ... |
| 359 Votes, |
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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Translation from hindi to english, "Khus... |
| 381 Votes, |
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do ... |
| 346 Votes, |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha... |
| 352 Votes, |
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa standing on platform suddenly jump... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Titanic was sinking.
An englishman ask... |
| 352 Votes, |
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... Afte... |
| 349 Votes, |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho... |
| 358 Votes, |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa was caught for speeding and went b... |
| 351 Votes, |
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
