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| Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The ... |
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to ... |
| 384 Votes, |
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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa joined NASA. After one month the A... |
| 375 Votes, |
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| Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man... |
| 355 Votes, |
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai v... |
| 358 Votes, |
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| Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Pappu was writing his father's name on a... |
| 352 Votes, |
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007 |
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| A lady calls Santa for repairing door be... |
| 359 Votes, |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes... |
| 382 Votes, |
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey banda... |
| 445 Votes, |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Sa... |
| 387 Votes, |
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 03, 2007 |
