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| Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya m... |
| 514 Votes, |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo... |
| 512 Votes, |
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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey banda... |
| 445 Votes, |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 02, 2007 |
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| !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*... |
| 590 Votes, |
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| !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva ku... |
| 514 Votes, |
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| Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain.. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
F... |
| 393 Votes, |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me K... |
| 876 Votes, |
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, ... |
| 499 Votes, |
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| Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wai... |
| 582 Votes, |
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| Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. : |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Di... |
| 842 Votes, |
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Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 03, 2007 |
