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| Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me... |
| 480 Votes, |
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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me 1st aayi hai.. Aur tu fail ho raha hai..
Son: usse hi to dekhta tha isliye fail hogaya!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahu... |
| 509 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,
Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,
Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,
Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh... |
| 479 Votes, |
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as... |
| 474 Votes, |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
| 468 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
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| New punishment 4 cell owners
Missed c... |
| 540 Votes, |
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New punishment 4 cell owners
Missed cal ke liye JAIL.
Sms k liye FAASI.
Call k liye UMRKAID
aap mat daro
KANJUSO ko to inaam hai. |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: December 02, 2007 |
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| surry for distrb par its urgent,
Seeta ... |
| 559 Votes, |
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surry for distrb par its urgent,
Seeta ka phir se apharaan ho gaya hai,
Hanuman G ko 1000 vaanro ki garurat hai ,
SMS Milte hi nikl padna.
"JAI SHREE RAM" |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Why Sardar study in front of Mirror?????... |
| 481 Votes, |
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Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time.....
2) He Likes Combined Studies.....
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 03, 2007 |
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| wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen ... |
| 544 Votes, |
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wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was crying; u were thr...
wen i was unhappy; u were thr...
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: December 03, 2007 |
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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
