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| Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
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| 481 Votes, |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom... |
| 478 Votes, |
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad... |
| 481 Votes, |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh ... |
| 488 Votes, |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007 |
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| SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
P... |
| 482 Votes, |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: ... |
| 482 Votes, |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007 |
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| girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien sh... |
| 482 Votes, |
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girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se... |
| 474 Votes, |
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K... |
| 467 Votes, |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
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| 473 Votes, |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |
