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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai... |
| 473 Votes, |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Last night the moon said to me,
"if ur ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Last night the moon said to me,
"if ur friend is not messeging you,why dont u leave ur friend"
I looked back at the moon & said
Oye Koi Banda Kanjoos V hunda ee |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 05, 2007 |
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| stupid questions with smart answers....
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| 462 Votes, |
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve... |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007 |
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| Sweet Socho
Smart Socho
Aa... |
| 526 Votes, |
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Sweet Socho
Smart Socho
Aacha Socho
Pyara Socho
I know its dificult for u!
I have shortcut for u!
Only meray baray mein socho |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 06, 2007 |
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| Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge... |
| 551 Votes, |
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Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge
Aap subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahenge
Kyun ke hum
Paaglon se behas nahi karte. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: December 06, 2007 |
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| Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007 |
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| If u find a friend better than me,
I wo... |
| 510 Votes, |
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If u find a friend better than me,
I won't stop u,But if he or she leaves u,
just look behind,
i will be there to slap u n say
"HO GAYI TASSALLI" |
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| Submitted By: savour on: December 07, 2007 |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons... |
| 456 Votes, |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
| 455 Votes, |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 454 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
