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| PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007 |
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| 589 Votes, |
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Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai...... |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 07, 2007 |
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| kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh m... |
| 441 Votes, |
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| kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also d... |
| 511 Votes, |
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 07, 2007 |
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| LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nah... |
| 415 Votes, |
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| LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
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| 551 Votes, |
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Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere y... |
| 525 Votes, |
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere yaar ka haseen.....
Chand ne kaha... Ullu k pathe, Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya... |
| 549 Votes, |
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Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, s... |
| 568 Votes, |
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| Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun foo... |
| 500 Votes, |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
