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| Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh... |
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Pal pal se banta hai EHSAAS.EHSAAS se ba... |
| 461 Votes, |
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| Pal pal se banta hai EHSAAS.EHSAAS se banta hai BISHWAS.BISHWAS se banta hai RISTA.RISTA se banta hai koi KHASS........"JAI SE TUM" |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 03, 2010 |
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| Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mi... |
| 460 Votes, |
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| Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 09, 2007 |
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| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I... |
| 460 Votes, |
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| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 15, 2007 |
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| Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Tadpoge tum bhi akele ek din
yaad aayeg... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Tadpoge tum bhi akele ek din
yaad aayegi meri toh barsegi yeh aankhein ek din
dhundte phiroge apno ko par saath na dega koi tumhara
jab sab tumhare dost tumhe tanha kar jaayege ek din |
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| Submitted By: hamed on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh humse mile bhi nahi aur ruth gaye,
hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi...
ek baarish hi thi jo saath roti rahi....... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 17, 2008 |
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| dosti ka haq hum yun ada karte hain,
aa... |
| 460 Votes, |
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dosti ka haq hum yun ada karte hain,
aap ke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,
aap ko phool ka zakhm bhi na anay paye,
khuda se hum yahi dua karte hain!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: August 22, 2008 |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad... |
| 459 Votes, |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
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| 459 Votes, |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007 |
