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| Dont place me in ur eyes,i may fall as a... |
| 438 Votes, |
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Dont place me in ur eyes,i may fall as a
tear,place me in ur heart,so dat every beat reminds
u dat dis frnd is always dere fr uuuuu |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-) |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008 |
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| AANKH se ghira ansu koi utha nahi sakta,... |
| 437 Votes, |
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AANKH se ghira ansu koi utha nahi sakta,
Kismat me likha koi mita nahi sakta.
Dosto me basti hai jaan hamari,
Hamari jaan ko hamse koi chura nahi SAKTA. |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Jindegi guzar jayagi ahista ahista,Fir y... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| Jindegi guzar jayagi ahista ahista,Fir ye waqt dag magayege ahista ahista,Tum mujhe yaad rakhoge kuch der,Fir yaad b mit jayagi ahista ahista. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 23, 2010 |
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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pe... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pehla-yaar mera malik mujhe buhat peetta hai.
doosra-tu bhaag kyun nahi jata.
pehla-bhaag to jaoon lakin yahan FUTURE BRIGHT HAI,,,,,malik ki khoobsurat beti jab galti kerti hai to wo kehta hai k teri shadi gadhe se ker doon ga bas isi umeed se ruka hua hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 16, 2008 |
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| "TERI DOSTI NE BAHUT KUCH SIKHA DIYA, ME... |
| 436 Votes, |
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| "TERI DOSTI NE BAHUT KUCH SIKHA DIYA, MERI KHAMOSHI NE DUNIYA KO HASA DIYA, KARAZDAR HU ME US KHUDA KA, JISNE MUJE TUM JAISE DOST SE MILA DIYA............" |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: September 23, 2008 |
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| DOSTI
Kaho tu 2 lafz
Mano tu bandagi, ... |
| 436 Votes, |
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DOSTI
Kaho tu 2 lafz
Mano tu bandagi,
Socho Tu ghera Sagar
Dobo Tu Zindagi
Karo tu Assan
Nibhaoo tu mushkil
Bikhre tu sara ZAmana
Simtey tu SIRF TUM |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 435 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
