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Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti ... |
456 Votes, |
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Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai... |
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Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 22, 2008 |
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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar ... |
455 Votes, |
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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :) |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 23, 2007 |
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1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Pa... |
455 Votes, |
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1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate huye mili..
Farishte ne poocha aisa kuin??
Pathan bola: Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: November 26, 2007 |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as... |
455 Votes, |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha |
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Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007 |
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Chand se jab mulakat hoti hai.
Aapke ba... |
455 Votes, |
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Chand se jab mulakat hoti hai.
Aapke bare me hi baat hoti hai.
Wo kahta hai mere paas hasin sitare hai.
Hum kahte hai unse bhi hasin dost humari hai. |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 10, 2008 |
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Be... |
455 Votes, |
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish |
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Submitted By: prema on: February 10, 2011 |
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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka di... |
454 Votes, |
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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega |
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Submitted By: mawara on: October 22, 2007 |
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Vaada hai ke phir na tadpege hum tumhari... |
454 Votes, |
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Vaada hai ke phir na tadpege hum tumhari yaad mein
par tum bhi meri yaadon mein na aane ki kasam khao
bhula denge tumhe hum kuch hi dino mein
pehle tum hamein apne dil se nikal dene ki kasam khao |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: December 25, 2007 |
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how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morg... |
454 Votes, |
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how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??
jawab neeche hai
throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi |
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Submitted By: Admin on: January 06, 2008 |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
... |
454 Votes, |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008 |