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| Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour ... |
| 492 Votes, |
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Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 15, 2007 |
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| Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.... |
| 492 Votes, |
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Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.
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Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge. |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati ha... |
| 492 Votes, |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: January 19, 2008 |
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| Mashhoor hona par magroor na hona,
kamy... |
| 492 Votes, |
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Mashhoor hona par magroor na hona,
kamyabi ke nashe me choor na hona.
Mil jaye yahin par sari kaynaat aapko,
magar iske liye apno se kabhi door mat hona..
Gn |
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| Submitted By: mayur shah on: August 08, 2010 |
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| Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahu... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,
Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,
Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,
Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!! |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Gujar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Aansu Hain Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Me Nzar Aynge. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya m... |
| 490 Votes, |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 02, 2007 |
