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| dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjh... |
| 474 Votes, |
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dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: January 05, 2008 |
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
| 473 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Ma... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Kyu hamein paraaya samjhe vo jin ko dil ... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Kyu hamein paraaya samjhe vo jin ko dil mein samaa liya humne
uski chaahat ke deep apne ghar mein jalaa liya humne
anjaan banke firte hai jo aaj hamare pyar se
usse apni jaan bana liya humne |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: December 29, 2007 |
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| If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha... |
| 473 Votes, |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008 |
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| har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne... |
| 473 Votes, |
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har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne aaj unko tahe dil se salaam karte hai,
yun to puri umar bhi kam hai dosti ke liye, filhaal aaj ka din doston ke naam karte hai |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum h... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho! |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| tum ko shrem nahi ate rat kay 12 bajy ak... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| tum ko shrem nahi ate rat kay 12 bajy ak jawan handsom or tanha lardky ko miss call kar k us kay jazbat or ehsasat ko jagaty ho shrem karo or soo jawo BYE G00D NIGHT..! |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 08, 2007 |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay k... |
| 471 Votes, |
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 08, 2007 |
