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| MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj... |
| 470 Votes, |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
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| jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay k... |
| 470 Votes, |
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log A... |
| 470 Votes, |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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| Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apn... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apno ko chod diya
vo kisi aur ka kya banega jisne apne chaahne vaalo ka dil tod diya
jiski har khushi pe apna sab kuch qurban kardiya humne
ussi ne dekho aaj hamara rishta aansuo se jod diya |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: January 23, 2008 |
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| Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,
... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,
Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain,
Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 05, 2007 |
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| Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum s... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh ... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Khwahishon ka zahar maine banaaya nahi k... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Khwahishon ka zahar maine banaaya nahi kabhi,
Khwahishon ko jiyaa hai, par jataaya nahi kabhi.
Yaad mein aap ki jal rahe hain hum bhi kab se,
Unhen dill mein samet ke rakhaa hai, par bataaya nahi kabhi. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Koi deewana samjhta hai,koi paagal samjh... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Koi deewana samjhta hai,koi paagal samjhta hai,
Dharti ki baichaini ko sirf baadal samjhta hai,
Tu mujhse duur kaisi hai,main tujhse duur kaisa hu ...
Na tera dil samjhta hai,na mera dil samjhta hai....... |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: December 31, 2007 |
