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Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Patha... |
465 Votes, |
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Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Pathan: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2 Pathan: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1 Pathan: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the |
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Submitted By: Ankit on: December 23, 2007 |
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kanch tute to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil... |
465 Votes, |
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kanch tute to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to arman reh jaata hai,
laga deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umr bhar ek zakhm reh jaata hai |
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Submitted By: Mainak on: January 06, 2008 |
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tere "LOVELY LOVELY" words ne,
mere "CH... |
465 Votes, |
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tere "LOVELY LOVELY" words ne,
mere "CHARMY CHARMY" heart koo itna EFFECT kiya,
maine sabko "REJECT" karke
TUMKO mera "BEST FRIEND" select kiya.. |
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Submitted By: Suri on: September 27, 2008 |
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Real frndship is wen u have had a huge f... |
465 Votes, |
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Real frndship is wen u have had a huge fight wid ur frnd
but den u decide to put ur ego aside hold hands n say
kya time pass tha mazaa aaya |
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Submitted By: Aniket on: October 05, 2008 |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" ... |
464 Votes, |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" |
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Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007 |
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mana ker us ko le aaon mager is baat ka ... |
464 Votes, |
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mana ker us ko le aaon mager is baat ka dar hai
kahin aisa na ho woh aur bhi magroor ho jaye
abhi halka sa dil pe zakham hai teri judai ka
kahin aisa na ho yeh zakham bhi nasoor ho jaye |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 22, 2008 |
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Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly soc... |
463 Votes, |
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Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga |
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Submitted By: mawara on: September 13, 2007 |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
P... |
463 Votes, |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he |
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Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: ... |
463 Votes, |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! |
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Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007 |
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Log kehtay hain ke dosti itni na karo
k... |
463 Votes, |
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Log kehtay hain ke dosti itni na karo
ke woh dil pe sawar ho jaye..
Hum kehtay hain ke dosti itni karo
ke dushman ko bhi pyaar ho jaye.. |
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Submitted By: Aniket on: August 29, 2008 |