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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe... |
388 Votes, |
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. |
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Submitted By: menthali on: September 04, 2007 |
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Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main ky... |
388 Votes, |
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Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu? Girl-Aur kya? Pranam karo,prasad lo,dakshina do aur age baro kyuki peche aur v bhakt khare hai. |
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Submitted By: Suman Das 9046247048 on: December 03, 2010 |
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Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaa... |
387 Votes, |
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Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE. |
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Submitted By: boere on: September 06, 2007 |
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nah... |
387 Votes, |
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. |
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Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2007 |
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Meri nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum,
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387 Votes, |
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Meri nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum,
wafa k phoolon main hasein gulab ho tum,
loog kehty hain dostoon main wafa nahi hoti,
logoon k sab sawaloon ka jawab ho tum. |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 20, 2008 |
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Raate Gumnam Hoti Hai......... Din Kisik... |
387 Votes, |
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Raate Gumnam Hoti Hai......... Din Kisike Naam hota hai Hum Jindgi kuch is Tarah Jite hai..... ki har LaMhA Sirf Dosto Ke hi naam Hota Hai |
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Submitted By: ritz on: October 13, 2008 |
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... So... |
386 Votes, |
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tujhe kutta katega |
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Submitted By: farhans on: September 08, 2007 |
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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha... |
386 Votes, |
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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the |
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Submitted By: Admin on: November 07, 2007 |
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yeh dosti k phool jahaan mein jahan kihl... |
385 Votes, |
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yeh dosti k phool jahaan mein jahan kihlay
kahin fasle kam huye kahin manzilon ke nishan mile
kya hua kyon hua matt yaad rakhna ise
bus yad rakhna wo pal jis mein tum hum se mile hum tum se mile |
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Submitted By: Afzal on: October 02, 2008 |
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Lafz aap do,Geet hum banayenge.
Manzil ... |
385 Votes, |
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Lafz aap do,Geet hum banayenge.
Manzil aap pao,Rasta hum banayenge.
Khush aap raho,Khushiya hum dilaenge.
Aap bus dost bane raho,Dosti hum nibhayenge |
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Submitted By: Admin on: October 12, 2008 |