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| Request hai tum se refuse mat karna,
Fr... |
| 453 Votes, |
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Request hai tum se refuse mat karna,
Friendship k bulb ko fuse mat krna,
Hum dost hain tumaray confuse mat karna,
Meri jaga kisi or ko choose mat karna. |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kis... |
| 452 Votes, |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 22, 2007 |
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| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 452 Votes, |
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boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
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| The Madrasi said, I want to see the movi... |
| 452 Votes, |
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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 20, 2007 |
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| Kal Ho----------- Aaj jaisa
Mehal ho---... |
| 452 Votes, |
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Kal Ho----------- Aaj jaisa
Mehal ho--------- Taj Jaisa
Phool ho--------- Gulab Jaisa
Aur jindigi ke har kadam per---------- Dost ho aap jaisa |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....N... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:) |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007 |
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| kitni ajeeb baat hai,mein hun akeli koi ... |
| 451 Votes, |
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kitni ajeeb baat hai,mein hun akeli koi nahi mere saath haiii....
jis k saath ki tamanna hai mujhe,bus usi ko nahi yeh ehsaas haiii......
bohot dair se baithi hun akeli,kia hai aisa jo mujhse bhi khaas haiii.... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 19, 2008 |
