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Promise me u r true frendz, i'm lamp u ...
570 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Promise me u r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal...
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: rosit on: September 06, 2007
Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hipp...
378 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 06, 2007
I m at police station. The police caught...
595 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007
I'm tired of da security guard interogat...
375 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007
WELCOME To www.human.com Type password...
359 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
*
**
***
****
New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 06, 2007
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman ...
416 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 06, 2007
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaa...
404 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: boere on: September 06, 2007
attendence in zoo!!! LOMREE..? PRESENT...
424 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO....
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: rxit on: September 06, 2007
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bihre ke hath...
545 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Ritz on: September 06, 2007
main bewakoof main bewakoof main be...
604 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hay
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 06, 2007
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