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| Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek ... |
| 451 Votes, |
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| Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Le... |
| 391 Votes, |
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?... |
| 381 Votes, |
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, ab... |
| 610 Votes, |
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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| . ;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Pa... |
| 497 Votes, |
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. ;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mou... |
| 375 Votes, |
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2 |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & sa... |
| 377 Votes, |
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of g... |
| 430 Votes, |
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worri... |
| 359 Votes, |
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| Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 02, 2007 |
