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| Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAK... |
| 498 Votes, |
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Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . . |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: January 20, 2008 |
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| Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
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| 454 Votes, |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008 |
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| kbc mei shahrukh ne mujhe poocha
"wor... |
| 515 Votes, |
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kbc mei shahrukh ne mujhe poocha
"world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai?"
maine 2 crore thukra diya par...
tera naam nahi bataya...
after all u r my good friend. |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: January 21, 2008 |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,... |
| 429 Votes, |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari, hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Hawa mein urna parindo ka style
Zam... |
| 540 Votes, |
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Hawa mein urna parindo ka style
Zameen per chalna insano ka style
SMS kerna hamara style
Muft mein perhna tumhara style |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl... |
| 438 Votes, |
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-) |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008 |
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| Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola
Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008 |
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| Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apn... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apno ko chod diya
vo kisi aur ka kya banega jisne apne chaahne vaalo ka dil tod diya
jiski har khushi pe apna sab kuch qurban kardiya humne
ussi ne dekho aaj hamara rishta aansuo se jod diya |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: January 23, 2008 |
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| Teri kami mere dil ke kone mein chupa ra... |
| 312 Votes, |
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Teri kami mere dil ke kone mein chupa rakhi hai
Teri yaad humne dil se laga rakhi hai
Aa jaoge ek din mere gareeb khaane mein tum
Issi ummeed mein palkein raahon pe bicha rakhi hai |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: January 24, 2008 |
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| Koi Achi See Tum Saza Do Mujehey
Chalo ... |
| 309 Votes, |
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Koi Achi See Tum Saza Do Mujehey
Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Mujehey
Tum Sey Bichrain To Mout Ajaye
Dil Ki Gahrayoon Sey Doya Do Mujehey |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: January 24, 2008 |
