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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me...
91 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me 1st aayi hai.. Aur tu fail ho raha hai..
Son: usse hi to dekhta tha isliye fail hogaya!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Admin on: November 30, 2007
Arz kiya hai, Is dil mein tarane bahu...
97 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arz kiya hai,

Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,

Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,

Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,

Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh...
90 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007
Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as...
91 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa...
85 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 194
Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007
New punishment 4 cell owners Missed c...
111 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New punishment 4 cell owners

Missed cal ke liye JAIL.

Sms k liye FAASI.

Call k liye UMRKAID

aap mat daro

KANJUSO ko to inaam hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, SMS - Call me SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Derek on: December 02, 2007
surry for distrb par its urgent, Seeta ...
121 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
surry for distrb par its urgent,
Seeta ka phir se apharaan ho gaya hai,
Hanuman G ko 1000 vaanro ki garurat hai ,
SMS Milte hi nikl padna.
"JAI SHREE RAM"
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: sfreak on: December 02, 2007
Why Sardar study in front of Mirror?????...
87 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????

1) It Saves Revision Time.....
2) He Likes Combined Studies.....
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Admin on: December 03, 2007
wen i was sad; u were thr... wen ...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
wen i was sad; u were thr...



wen i was crying; u were thr...



wen i was unhappy; u were thr...


ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
Category: Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: December 03, 2007
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre...
92 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 261
Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007
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