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| ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere dil ma... |
| 817 Votes, |
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| ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere dil main basa hai naam tera aate hai jab yaad tere dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 06, 2007 |
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| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi au... |
| 747 Votes, |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke n... |
| 633 Votes, |
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| Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu..... |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli ... |
| 878 Votes, |
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| Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tel... |
| 759 Votes, |
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A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee... |
| 865 Votes, |
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| Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 06, 2007 |
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| AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jai... |
| 804 Votes, |
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AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007 |
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| aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa... |
| 793 Votes, |
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aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut" |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman ... |
| 637 Votes, |
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| Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaa... |
| 622 Votes, |
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| Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 06, 2007 |
