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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" ...
147 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon Mom...
138 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: farhans on: October 20, 2007
Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh ...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he? P...
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: ...
141 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007
girl: If u will try to kiss me, mien sh...
146 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 20, 2007
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se...
142 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007
BAAP BYTE SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K...
140 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. ...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Munna:  Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna:  Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient:  Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna:  Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 350
Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007
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