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| Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'T... |
| 784 Votes, |
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| Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: August 29, 2007 |
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| Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: ... |
| 1429 Votes, |
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: August 29, 2007 |
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| I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avo... |
| 879 Votes, |
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki ?AIDS? chhune se nahi failta. |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho l... |
| 791 Votes, |
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| Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mei... |
| 405 Votes, |
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| Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo... |
| 595 Votes, |
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. ... |
| 576 Votes, |
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| Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe d... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna ha... |
| 1025 Votes, |
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahu... |
| 813 Votes, |
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| Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 30, 2007 |
