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Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,go...
91 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it's landing he shouted
"Bangalore, Bangalore"





Air hostess said:"B silent"




Sardar:"angalore, angalore"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 12, 2007
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver ...
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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 190
Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 13, 2007
Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri...
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007
I LOVE YOU..... YES! I LOVE YOU SAC...
118 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU

SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU

PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU

Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai
Category: Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: farhans on: November 16, 2007
aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.........
85 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai.............
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 286
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007
boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me...
90 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>

girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.

isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi

boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek

garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007
ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ...
88 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi

"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007
our friendship means so much to me that...
110 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
our friendship means so much to me
that if we both are the last peoples
on sinking ship.

& we have only 1 life jacket

i will..........



hmmmm






miss you yaar
Category: Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Jame22 on: November 19, 2007
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:...
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 245
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007
Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se Sab N...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tughay Aj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai
Category: Fool SMS, Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: imran_20 on: November 20, 2007
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