|
| Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,go... |
| 475 Votes, |
 |
|
|
Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it's landing he shouted
"Bangalore, Bangalore"
Air hostess said:"B silent"
Sardar:"angalore, angalore" |
|
|
| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 12, 2007 |
|
| Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver ... |
| 463 Votes, |
|
|
|
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi.. |
|
|
| Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 13, 2007 |
|
| Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri... |
| 476 Votes, |
|
|
|
Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na.. |
|
|
| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007 |
|
|
|
| I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU
SAC... |
| 547 Votes, |
|
|
|
I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU
SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU
PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU
Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai |
|
|
| Submitted By: farhans on: November 16, 2007 |
|
| aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
| 434 Votes, |
|
|
|
aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
|
|
| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
|
| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 452 Votes, |
|
|
|
boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
|
|
| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
|
|
| ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ... |
| 445 Votes, |
|
|
|
ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi
"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy. |
|
|
| Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007 |
|
| our friendship means so much to me
that... |
| 518 Votes, |
|
|
|
our friendship means so much to me
that if we both are the last peoples
on sinking ship.
& we have only 1 life jacket
i will..........
hmmmm
miss you yaar |
|
|
| Submitted By: Jame22 on: November 19, 2007 |
|
| Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:... |
| 477 Votes, |
|
|
|
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI" |
|
|
| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007 |
|
|
| Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se Sab N... |
| 591 Votes, |
|
|
|
Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tughay Aj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai |
|
|
| Submitted By: imran_20 on: November 20, 2007 |
