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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Student:- Osama's score is GOOD! But, Lalu's Strike rate is better. CAT:Dirty SMS
Feelings R many... but words are few,
Clouds R dark...but Sky is blue,
Love is a paper... life is a glue,
Everything is false... but our Friendship is True...!! CAT:Friendship SMS
Sex karo daily jab girlfriends ho akeli.Na mili girlfriend to to pakro uski saheli.Na mili uski saheli to jindabad hateli,Likin sex karo daily. CAT:Dirty SMS
dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT CAT:Wise Saying SMS
i have hair on my base
i am six inches long
when i go inside &
outside white foam comes.
Guss who am i ??
U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH CAT:Dirty SMS | Whats the difference between
a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen
while the baby is the result of standing cock. CAT:Dirty SMS
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night! CAT:Dirty SMS
May each lamp that u lit up,brighten ur life & may each wish that u make on this occasions,turn into a sweet reality
**************
HAPPY DIWALI
************** CAT:Diwali SMS
Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnny: Sure, back of the church yard. CAT:Dirty SMS |
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