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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:) CAT:Cool SMS,Friendship SMS
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Flirt SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
" Eid K Din "
Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,
Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya,
jo Mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha,
Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya.. CAT:Eid SMS
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: CAT:Dirty SMS
Maangu bhi kya tere pyar ke siva
chaahu bhi toh kya uss chehre ke siva
dukho ko hm apne naseeb mein likh lenge
khuda se aur maange bhi toh kya timhari khushi ke siva CAT:Sad SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
,_o/' Pleasant
'l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING! CAT:Good Morning SMS
It's your birthday...
and I'm thinking how glad I am
that you were born.
You have given me so much CAT:Birthday SMS
Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai CAT:Dirty SMS
AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE,
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 60 USED PILLOW,
Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON. CAT:Dirty SMS |
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