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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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One bald man to another bald man
did u know dat if u rub a bald patch
to a pussy hair would start growing?
2nd bald man: If thats da case ma tongue
would had been a forest by now! CAT:Dirty SMS
Door rehkar un dooriyon ko badhya nahhi karte,Apne dost ko is tarha sataya nahi karte,Jise harwaqt khyal ho aapka, apni aawaz ke liye usse istarha tarsaya nahi karte.... CAT:Shayari SMS,Friendship SMS,SMS - Call me SMS
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!! CAT:Dirty SMS
A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.A
Newton's: ¤200
Edison's: ¤400
Hitler's: ¤500 &
Ur Brain: ¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used. CAT:Insult SMS
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. CAT:Hindi - Urdu SMS,Funny - Joke SMS | Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh
ka sawal...wht is d color of
hair on ur wife's pussy?
A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?
SARDAR: Can I phone a friend. CAT:Dirty SMS
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". CAT:Dirty SMS
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u... CAT:Cool SMS,Missing U SMS
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried. CAT:Romantic - Love SMS,Sad SMS |
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