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Why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ........
353 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do donkey eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: boere on: September 07, 2007
When I was a dog, and you were a flower,...
361 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 82
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007
kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... ...
399 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara mis call maroo...
Category: Insult SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 198
Submitted By: Punit on: September 07, 2007
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone...
342 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2007
Suno kahana hoo ..................... J...
400 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 211
Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 07, 2007
1 msg received... 1 cool person sent it...
346 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 08, 2007
Devil's Association invite all member's ...
339 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Devil's Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of this month. so your attendance as senior member is required..
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Kina on: September 08, 2007
Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn cocon...
381 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whn cloud breaks, rain falls!
Whn coconut breaks, water falls!
Whn luv breaks tears falls!
But whn ur head breaks
aaila!BHUSSA
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 08, 2007
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KAL...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 08, 2007
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum. Kyunki, b...
410 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 08, 2007
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