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A friend is like gas blown from the ass,...
517 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Category: Insult SMS, Friendship SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 02, 2007
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO f...
580 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007
Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Cheher...
737 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: boere on: September 02, 2007
Your network tariff has changed! Call ch...
543 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti sama...
383 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 02, 2007
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth ...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... F...
378 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 78
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007
4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friends...
571 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: rosit on: September 03, 2007
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikay...
398 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Category: Insult SMS, Shayari SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2...
345 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: rxit on: September 03, 2007
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