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| A friend is like gas blown from the ass,... |
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| A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 02, 2007 |
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| I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO f... |
| 861 Votes, |
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| I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Cheher... |
| 1224 Votes, |
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai?? |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Your network tariff has changed! Call ch... |
| 837 Votes, |
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| Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti sama... |
| 612 Votes, |
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| Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth ... |
| 557 Votes, |
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| Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
F... |
| 611 Votes, |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friends... |
| 853 Votes, |
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikay... |
| 639 Votes, |
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2... |
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| what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 03, 2007 |