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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek ...
371 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: manis34 on: August 31, 2007
...
326 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 200
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: anirban on: September 01, 2007
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, ab...
488 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Category: Insult SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 01, 2007
. ;****; o( @..@ )o "(---)" Pa...
403 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
.  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
  "(---)"
Paichan kaun?


Bandar bi nai,


Monkey bhi nai,


Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Category: Picture - ASCII SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: fine sms on: September 01, 2007
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mou...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 74
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007
One day a monkey looked into mirror & sa...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007
Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of g...
357 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 02, 2007
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin...
353 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 02, 2007
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worri...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 02, 2007
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