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Gender Test Important Test! Are you mal...
454 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gender Test Important Test!
Are you male or female??????
To know the answer, look down?










NOT HERE? MY FRIEND
I SAID LOOK DOWN?.
NOT SCROLL DOWN..
Category: Fool SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Rohit on: March 13, 2008
If u.. Don't eat junk food Don't smoke...
452 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If u..
Don't eat junk food
Don't smoke
Don't drink
Don't have boy/gal friend

then visit our site


www.paidakyunhua.com
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Kal ke toke dekhlam,kato kore daklam,tui...
991 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kal ke toke dekhlam,kato kore daklam,tui ekbar amar dike ghureo takali na,apon mone kala khete khete e gach theke o gacher dale lafh katte katte chale geli.
Category: Bengali SMS, Insult SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Admin on: May 19, 2008
arye dost teri yaad mein loose motions h...
335 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
arye dost teri yaad mein loose motions hogaye, yeh bhi toh aansu hai bas raasta kho gaye!
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: niks_B on: August 27, 2008
Female Comebacks! ***************** ...
401 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Female Comebacks!

*****************

Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more

Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here

Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator

Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter

Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized

Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there

Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing

Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow
Category: Insult SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 740
Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009
Is matlabi duniya mein kaun kiska hota h...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: JPT on: June 13, 2009
C d sky u'll cd god's grace, c d rain u'...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
C d sky u'll cd god's grace, c d rain u'll dance once again, c d moon u'll c d depth of lake, c d mirror u'll c d god's greatest mistake.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: AdminO on: December 31, 2009
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo Onewas...
427 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

Onewas caught watching tv

2nd one playing football &

The 3rd one


No! it's not u.Why do you always think u r a MONKEY?
Category: Fool SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 01, 2010
I droped a coin in d sea & prayed for a ...
467 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I droped a coin in d sea & prayed for a smart & intelligent friend. Then God gifted U to me & said: Itne paise to mein aisa hi milega!
Category: Friendship SMS, Insult SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Salam on: January 01, 2010
Tumi cholte cholte takale akasher dike, ...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tumi cholte cholte takale akasher dike, uronto kak potty kore dilo tomar mukhe,tumi ragle na,mukh korle na fakashe,sudhu mone mone bolle bhaggis gorura orena akashe!
Category: Bengali SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 05, 2010
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