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| Female Comebacks!
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| 473 Votes, |
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Female Comebacks!
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Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more
Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine
Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator
Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter
Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized
Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there
Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing
Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow |
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| Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009 |
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| When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Anoth... |
| 468 Votes, |
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| When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: October 04, 2007 |
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| Rate chand,dine alo.keno tomay lage val... |
| 466 Votes, |
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| Rate chand,dine alo.keno tomay lage valo??Golap lal,kokil kalo sobar cheye tumi bhalo!Akash nil megh sada goyal ghore tumi badha HAM BAAA-----! |
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| Submitted By: suman on: December 23, 2010 |
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| Girls Psychology -
Fraud with Innocent ... |
| 459 Votes, |
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Girls Psychology -
Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys
& in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy |
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| Submitted By: Rahul on: January 26, 2011 |
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| Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein g... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek ... |
| 434 Votes, |
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| Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. E... |
| 431 Votes, |
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| Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants. |
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| Submitted By: sms techie on: January 24, 2010 |
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| Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghun... |
| 419 Votes, |
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of g... |
| 416 Votes, |
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Aaj temprature 47 degree hoga
Aap apne ... |
| 416 Votes, |
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Aaj temprature 47 degree hoga
Aap apne
Damagh wali jagah per
baraf rakhein
kyun k
Bhoosa Jaldi
AAG..
PAKARTA
HAI..... |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 05, 2007 |
