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A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KAL...
344 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 08, 2007
Dear customer ur underwear validity for ...
344 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 114
Submitted By: farhans on: October 22, 2007
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2007
WELCOME To www.human.com Type password...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
*
**
***
****
New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 06, 2007
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may los...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Someday u may lose ur hair..
u may lose ur teeth,
ur money & even ur mind.
But there is 1 thing u will never lose...
n that is ur gOoD lOoKs!
coz...
u cant lose what u never had!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 190
Submitted By: Chiggi on: January 01, 2008
The Sun makes moon shine. Crnt makes bul...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Sun makes moon shine. Crnt makes bulb shine. Wax makes candle shine. But I'm realy confused.Wat makes u shine?
Is it Harpic or Domex??
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010
Devil's Association invite all member's ...
340 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Devil's Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of this month. so your attendance as senior member is required..
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Kina on: September 08, 2007
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth ...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007
I am sorry. Aaj tak maine tumko avoid ki...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I am sorry. Aaj tak maine tumko avoid kiya,kai bar tumse bat nahi ki,tumse hath nahi milaya, sorry yaar mujhe nehi pata tha ki




"AIDS" chune se nahi paelta.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Admin on: January 29, 2010
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creat...
335 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Category: Insult SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Suri on: January 08, 2008
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