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| Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend, ... |
| 519 Votes, |
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Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: December 12, 2007 |
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| Today is Veerapan's first death annivers... |
| 519 Votes, |
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| Today is Veerapan's first death anniversary.Pls switch off your cell fro 2min.As a mark of your respect. Sent this message to one criminal as I did. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 26, 2010 |
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| A friend is like gas blown from the ass,... |
| 517 Votes, |
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| A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 02, 2007 |
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| You are a nice person, but......u have t... |
| 512 Votes, |
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You are a nice person, but......u have to do 2 things early in the morning.
1st pray to God so that u can live.
2nd take a bath so that others can live. |
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| Submitted By: Arpit on: April 02, 2010 |
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| Kbhi-2 sochta hu kya paya maine life me... |
| 508 Votes, |
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Kbhi-2 sochta hu kya paya maine life me.
Paisa?
No!
Naam?
No!
Shorat?
No!
But maine life ki sbse anmol cheej payi.
Dost.
Aur wo bhi
"1 se 1 Kaminey" |
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| Submitted By: Suman Das on: December 03, 2010 |
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| ,.__,..
'-/. . '-'___,,
'e_,' .; ( )... |
| 496 Votes, |
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,.__,..
'-/. . '-'___,,
'e_,' .; ( )
c'./c'./-c./
Ja Tommy ja. . . .
Jo log mujhe SMS nahi karte unke MOBILE par su su kar aa. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: November 26, 2007 |
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| .
@ . - .
<.\_. ' ... |
| 495 Votes, |
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@ . - .
<.\_. ' '.
./'.
',',
Chal su-su kar diya tere mobile pe! JO KARNE HAI KAR LE!! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 12, 2010 |
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| The NHS regrets to inform you that your ... |
| 493 Votes, |
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| The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Danto ki
hifazat k
3 tarike
1
Ro... |
| 483 Votes, |
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Danto ki
hifazat k
3 tarike
1
Roz Brush
Krna
2
Meethi cheezo
se parhez krna
or
3
Mere se
Muh Sambhal k
baat krna
Ranveer. 9660555295 |
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| Submitted By: RanveeR Ranawat on: October 27, 2010 |
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| . ;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Pa... |
| 481 Votes, |
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. ;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 01, 2007 |
