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| Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Le... |
| 378 Votes, |
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
F... |
| 378 Votes, |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Najaron se najar milake to dekho
Naye l... |
| 374 Votes, |
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Najaron se najar milake to dekho
Naye logon se rishta bana ke to dekho
Log khud ba khud milne aayenge tumhe
Kabhi acche Sabun se Naha kar to dekho |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: December 11, 2007 |
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| In heaven together we were in a big hall... |
| 372 Votes, |
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| In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Today is an international day for the me... |
| 366 Votes, |
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done......... |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Th... |
| 365 Votes, |
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My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hipp... |
| 364 Votes, |
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Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you. |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & sa... |
| 362 Votes, |
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Ca... |
| 362 Votes, |
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| Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 06, 2007 |
