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An independant study has proven dat thos... |
350 Votes, |
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An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
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Submitted By: mani3 on: September 05, 2007 |
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To live a life,1 needs brains,perception... |
349 Votes, |
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To live a life,1 needs brains,perception,looks,IQ,knowledge,way of expressions and many more mental qualities...Hata off 2 u bcoz u managed 2 live without them! |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: February 07, 2010 |
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga ... |
348 Votes, |
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana. |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007 |
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1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it... |
346 Votes, |
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1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 08, 2007 |
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It is a fact dat wen baby is born d doct... |
346 Votes, |
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It is a fact dat wen baby is born d doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathing, there r exceptional cases like urs, wen u were born doctor slapped himself! |
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Submitted By: Sharukh on: January 10, 2008 |
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A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why ... |
345 Votes, |
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A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! ! |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
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Scientists r trying to find out how long... |
345 Votes, |
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Scientists r trying to find out how long can a man live with out a brain.. plz tell u'r age! |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 13, 2010 |
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Shaane ho, Bindas ho, --------- se bhi d... |
345 Votes, |
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Shaane ho, Bindas ho, --------- se bhi darte ho, thik se dekhlo;Tumto abhi bhi DIBBE-me bandh-ho. |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 27, 2010 |
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2... |
344 Votes, |
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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Submitted By: rxit on: September 03, 2007 |
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Dear customer ur underwear validity for ... |
343 Votes, |
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Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity |
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Submitted By: farhans on: October 22, 2007 |