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| School- a place where papa pays & son pl... |
| 585 Votes, |
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2007 |
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| My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but... |
| 520 Votes, |
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| My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 11, 2007 |
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| Last night , thinking of u, one tear rol... |
| 906 Votes, |
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| Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 12, 2007 |
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| Every life in this world has been painte... |
| 634 Votes, |
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| Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 12, 2007 |
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| In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,Do... |
| 571 Votes, |
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| In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,Dont be too fast that U MISS ME,Just BE WITH MESo that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2007 |
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| There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A r... |
| 811 Votes, |
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There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while? |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 12, 2007 |
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| TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together wi... |
| 569 Votes, |
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| TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 12, 2007 |
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| One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One... |
| 567 Votes, |
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One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 13, 2007 |
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| To the whole world you are somebody....b... |
| 574 Votes, |
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| To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 13, 2007 |
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| Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke ma... |
| 564 Votes, |
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Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile! |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 13, 2007 |
