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| If your cursor finds a menu item followe... |
| 515 Votes, |
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: August 31, 2007 |
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| When we sigh about our problems, they gr... |
| 539 Votes, |
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| When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life! |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Don't send any messages, I don't want to... |
| 501 Votes, |
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| Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabba... |
| 847 Votes, |
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| Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Onl... |
| 547 Votes, |
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile ... |
| 486 Votes, |
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Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they en... |
| 583 Votes, |
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| Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life forever. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: August 31, 2007 |
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| System of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-... |
| 487 Votes, |
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| System of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT....... |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: August 31, 2007 |
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| 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. ... |
| 605 Votes, |
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| I think U r very careless!!!U come & lea... |
| 538 Votes, |
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| I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face.... |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 01, 2007 |
