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| Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pak... |
| 382 Votes, |
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gi... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai... |
| 365 Votes, |
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| While walking in the highlands Santa fel... |
| 334 Votes, |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before le... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along wi... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longe... |
| 346 Votes, |
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. S... |
| 336 Votes, |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
