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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration. CAT:Dirty SMS
A manipuri couple named their
1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.
3rd a negro was born they
named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya. CAT:Dirty SMS
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts! CAT:Dirty SMS
Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurting?oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly.Still hurting?Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR! CAT:Dirty SMS
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | My love is like an onion, It has many layers, which add taste in your life, but if you try to cut it off it may bring tear in your life. CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana. CAT:Insult SMS
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES CAT:Dirty SMS
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you! CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! CAT:Hindi - Urdu SMS,Funny - Joke SMS |
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