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Recent SMS  |  A beautiful belief:
If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.
If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience
If he doesn’t answer,
He knows u can handle CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
But life takes an exam
and then teaches a lesson. CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study CAT:Fool SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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| Top SMS | Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. CAT:Dirty SMS
toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata
ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa
kabhi to socha hota e dil todnewale
toota hua dil kisi ke kam nahin aata CAT:Romantic - Love SMS,Broken Heart SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
fir ansuo ke kuch fasane nikle,
maikhane se sharab ke paimane nikle,
jo dil ka haal humara samaj hi na paya,
kyu use hum apna zakhm dikhane nikle CAT:Broken Heart SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity". CAT:Dirty SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu CAT:Good Morning SMS
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. Its about who came and never left.. CAT:Friendship SMS
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops. CAT:Friendship SMS
Take some time to smile when you're sad.. to rest when you're tired.. to love if you're feeling empty.. & to
let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.... CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain CAT:Shayari SMS | Medichines and friendship cure our problems.The only differance is that friendships don't have an expiry date. CAT:Friendship SMS
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS
Har Shaks Apney Chand sey tha mahey Guftugo
Mey Chand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee . CAT:Eid SMS
Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually come from bad judgement. CAT:Wise Saying SMS,Broken Heart SMS
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS |
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