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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a
*Happy New Year*. CAT:New Year SMS
Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
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A boy upon a girl +
2 mins pressure +
4 white drops +
9 months course =
A Beautiful Child. CAT:Dirty SMS
When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what! CAT:Friendship Day SMS
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... CAT:Funny - Joke SMS
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon! CAT:Dirty SMS | Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
GooD MorninG. CAT:Fool SMS,Good Morning SMS
Bhagwan sabse zada khus kab hota hai? Ans=jab koi ladki ka rape hota hai, aur woh chilla chilla ke kehti hai "mujhe bhagwan ke liya chordo". CAT:Dirty SMS
There is night so we can appreciate day,
Sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
Evil so we can appreciate good...
You so I can appreciate Love. CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?
because he says that "He drinks 8litrs milk everyday"
so no girl wants to take risk. CAT:Dirty SMS |
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